Friday, July 24, 2009

Bragging Rights for Losers

Bragging Rights for Losers

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The Next Time You Feel God Can’t Use You, Just Remember…

* NOAH was a drunk
* ABRAHAM was too old
* ISAAC was a daydreamer
* JACOB was a liar
* LEAH was ugly
* JOSEPH was abused
* MOSES had a stuttering problem
* GIDEON was afraid
* SAMSON was a womanizer and had long hair
* RAHAB was a prostitute
* JEREMIAH and TIMOTHY were too young
* DAVID was a murderer and had an affair
* ELIJAH was suicidal
* ISAIAH preached naked
* JONAH ran from God
* NAOMI was a widow
* JOB went bankrupt
* JOHN THE BAPTIST ate bugs
* PETER denied Christ
* THE DISCIPLES fell asleep while praying
* MARTHA worried about everything
* MARY MADDALENE was, well, you know
* THE SAMARITAN WOMAN was divorced, more than once
* ZACCHEUS was too small
* PAUL was too religious
* TIMOTHY had an ulcer
* Lazarus was dead

No more excuses now. God’s waiting to use our full potential!